Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to The Dane Hiser Experience.

Strap yourselves in.  Return tray-tables to their upright positions.  Set expectations to low.  Store excess emotional baggage and respect in the overhead compartments.  Sit uncomfortably between a fat guy and a talker.  Browse the in-flight entertainment and consider a completely censored, airline friendly version of Pulp Fiction that is only 12 minutes long.  Try to open those freaking peanuts.  Wink inappropriately at the wait staff.  And get ready for a rollercoaster ride through the depths of hopelessness, despair and cringe inducing awkwardness that will make you feel better about being you.

And yes, Dane knows what you're thinking - "this guy's a debut comedian trying to make is mark on the comedy scene and trying to establish himself as a real emerging talent - and he's opened with airline material?  Wow, he's so original!  Here I am wasting my time on a guy that appears to have the creative talent and originality of the inbred retard that thought Norbit was a good idea, when I could be typing "disco stick" into Google (or "Gaga" as the case may be)?"   Well look at this way, it can only get better.

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