Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to The Dane Hiser Experience.

Dane was once told he was funny, but before he ever heard the word 'looking', he got it into his gigantic, oddly shaped head that one day, he will entertain crowds in packed theatres with rib tickling delights.  After years of practicing in front of a mirror, he decided to stop trying to make his head turn 360 degrees like that freaky chick in the 'The Exorcist', and have a go at comedy.....watching comedy that is. 

 He lurked around five Melbourne International Comedy Festivals, like a forty five year old man in a trench coat outside a Veronicas concert, who insists he's waiting to 'pick up his kids'.  He would gloat to his friends, a collection of Batman figurines he would call the 'Gotham City Ninjas' (he tried to copyright the name), that he would see over thirty shows in about eight nights, like it was something to be proud of.  That is about three or four shows a night - just enough time to also fit in eating dinner on his own while pretending he was 'incredibly busy' texting all his friends, as well as quality 'stalking time' in the Festival Club, standing awkwardly a few feet away from his favourite comedians thinking of different ways to tell them he loved their show.  This is a man who put the talk in stalk.  He would then return, alone, to his hotel room, secretly hoping he would open the door to find a beautiful scantily clad woman who snuck her way into his room after following him from a show where she couldn't take her eyes off his mesmerising figure laughing alone in the dark.  He would get to his room, open the door and instead find his dear friends 'loneliness' and 'despair'.        

Eventually, Dane tired of stalking comedians from the audience and in darkened clubs after shows, and after several AVO's, decided that getting on the stage was the perfect way to take his obsession to the next level.

So here he is, washed, scrubbed, neutered and de-liced, ready to make you laugh uncomfortably, like you've just seen a midget fall off a chair, while trying to reach the top shelf. 

Check the gig guide and get ready for a night that's more fun than sticking your head in a blender while your hand is stapled to the door...just.

And if you are a venue owner, entertainment coordinator or talent agent who just happened to fall in the shower, hit your head, wake up from a three day coma, think you have x-ray vision and also think that Dane just might have the comic potential you've been looking for, then visit the Connect page.