Wake up after a big night on the booze, and 3 hours of broken, restless sleep, hit your head on the wooden frame of your bed, then have 5 shots of tequila, close your eyes, spin around on the spot for three minutes, and then proceed to go about your day. You'll be disoriented, uneasy, uncoordinated, moving at a slower pace and not thinking straight.

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to The Dane Hiser Experience - a permanent state of being. It's like a continual hangover from a party that never happened.

Enter this state of being and you'll start to get some idea of what its like to be a man who one night discovered he was wearing two belts and who just yesterday, used body wash in his hair - a man so disfunctional, it's sexy.  

So strap yourselves in....

This website, like the man himself, is awesome - it will change your life forever, it will energise your soul, it will tickle you in that place only your doctor knows about, and it will make you feel better about life. So, check it out, or don't, your choice sweet cheeks...completely up to you...but I wouldn't want to risk missing out on all that.

So why comedy?  Well, when you have a life like mine full of mistakes, awkward situations, inappropriate feelings and persistent internal voices, then there's only one thing to do. Who said: "end it"? Anyway, as I was saying, there's only one thing to do - talk about it in front of strangers, night after night. I figure, one man's tragedy is another man comedy, and this said 'comedy' has been happening to me all my life, so I may as we'll get some laughs out of it. After, all laughter is the best medicine, and I need that shit on an intravenous drip.

So feel free to get along to see my stand up comedy...while you can get a ticket...because I am going to be HUGE....the biggest thing to happen to comedy since Carrot Top...am I right ladies? Am I right? Of course I am, you pretty things...

So get knee deep in this gorgeous website - best enjoyed without pants.

- Dane Hiser

 Check out the awesome Dane Hiser Experience blog:

http://danehiser.wordpress.com/

Its a weekly plummet into the life of a man who should wear a helmet.....and that helmet would make him look even sexier.

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