Literally billions of people on this planet walk the slippery rocks of religion every day. There are thousands to choose from and each one seems to believe that theyre right But which one is right? Is it the people wearing orange sheets and slapping their shaved heads or the ones riding pushbikes and pissing people off in their own homes? They all sound good so how do we choose which one is right for us? Well If youre a total fuckwit you would have already let your parents choose for you but if you have an ounce of common sense you will still be undecided. Why?

Because its impossible to know which religion is right for you unless you have tried them all. Not just the Denomination but each church within that denomination.

For me its out of the question. Because in my home town (Sydney) there are 1591 churches I would have to visit. Considering 90f those 1591 churches only do their thing on Sunday and the fact that there are only 52 Sundays in a year it would take me 27.5 years of shit weekends to do so.

But if I was really serious about finding the right religion I would need to try each of the churches a minimum of three times just to be safe. Thats another 55 years of soul searching on top of the other 27.5 years.

Its unreasonable to assume I would turn up to a church each Sunday for 82.5 years without having a day off.  I think two weeks holiday and the standard 4 sick days per year would be expected. That however brings my church visits from 52 per year down to 46 visits per year but ads another decade to the overall time.

As Im already 36 years old I would be dead before I got the chance to find out what was right so unless God guarantees that Im going to live to be 130 years old he can go and get fucked.