I wish I knew your name but for now I guess I'll just have to call you Red Hyundai COH 014.

Dear Red Hyundai COH 014

Thank you so very much for parking in front of my driveway. Most people get put off by the big Please dont park in front of my Driveway sign. Its nice to know that there are still some people who don't allow their education to interfere with the rest of their life. Next time youre in the neighbourhood please feel free to come up stairs and shit in my fridge.

P.s  Your front passenger tyre looks like it may require some attention.